Muppet Treasure Island Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to the funniest quotes from Muppet Treasure Island (1996), freely downloadable in MP3 / WAV format.

Actors: Kevin Bishop (Jim Hawkins), Tim Curry (Long John Silver), Billy Connolly (Billy Bones)

4 more actors

, Dave Goelz (Gonzo), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear/ Sam Eagle), Jennifer Saunders (Mrs. Sarah Bluveridge)

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51 Oh, I've gone way beyond afraid. Right now I'm somewhere between bed-wetting and a near-death experience.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

52 Oh, no! Uh-uh! No way! You're not takin' me on some crazy treasure hunt! I am staying right here!

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

53 Oh, the red hot gates of hell are creeping open!

— Long John Silver (Tim Curry)

54 Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated. I say we're victims of bad press, it's all exaggerated.

— Long John Silver (Tim Curry)

55 Terrific. Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar. -Are we lucky or what?

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo

56 We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long that we have simply gone bananas.

57 We'll use one of my daddy's boats, and I will personally finance the voyage for the treasure myself. -You'll do that! Really? -Certainly. What are rich, half-wit sons for?

— Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)

58 Well, gentlemen, this is definitely a genuine, bona fide treasure map. -Oh! -Really! -Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.

— Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)

59 Who's the lady pig, sir?

60 Yeah, well, the past is behind us. And the future, below us.

— Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire)

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