Muppet Treasure Island Quotes with Sound Clips

Muppet Treasure Island Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 7

Listen to the funniest quotes from Muppet Treasure Island (1996), freely downloadable in MP3 / WAV format.

Actors: Kevin Bishop (Jim Hawkins), Tim Curry (Long John Silver), Billy Connolly (Billy Bones)

4 more actors

, Dave Goelz (Gonzo), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear/ Sam Eagle), Jennifer Saunders (Mrs. Sarah Bluveridge)

[Amazon link] #ad

61 Every storm we ride is its own reward. -And people die by fallin' overboard.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo

62 All right! No more Ms. Nice Guy! No one maroons me and gets away with it!

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

63 Beware, lads! Beware! -What? The one-legged man? -Aye! But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy objects. It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an... Aaah!

— Billy Bones (Billy Connolly)

64 Bonsoir, mes amis.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

65 Boys, look at the state of this place! How comes it gets to be such a pigsty, huh? -Pigsty? Hey!

66 But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called Dead Tom. -Oh.

67 Clueless Morgan? -Huh?

— Sam Eagle (Frank Oz)

68 I got a lovely recipe for blackened rat.

69 I hate my life. -I hate your life too. -If I had a life, I'd hate it.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo

70 I was floating 'neath the tropic moon and dreaming of a blue lagoon. Now I'm as crazy as a loon.

MOVIE-SOUNDS.ORG - Download and listen to lines and quotes from movies which can be used as ringtones. A movie phrases and sayings search engine.

All the movie sound clips on this site are just short samples from the original sources, in mp3, wav or other popular audio formats. The copyrighted, unlicensed movie samples are shorter in comparison to the original movie. Samples do not exceed 10 seconds or less than 1% of the length of the original movie, which is shorter. All the sounds retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies (read the full disclaimer and disclosures)

Contact | Privacy policy