Muppet Treasure Island Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to the funniest quotes from Muppet Treasure Island (1996), freely downloadable in MP3 / WAV format.

Actors: Kevin Bishop (Jim Hawkins), Tim Curry (Long John Silver), Billy Connolly (Billy Bones)

4 more actors

, Dave Goelz (Gonzo), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear/ Sam Eagle), Jennifer Saunders (Mrs. Sarah Bluveridge)

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71 I hate my life. -I hate your life too. -If I had a life, I'd hate it.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo

72 I was floating 'neath the tropic moon and dreaming of a blue lagoon. Now I'm as crazy as a loon.

73 If you're gonna be the cook on this ship, Mr. Silver, I am definitely gonna need bigger pants.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

74 It is a treasure map. -We're gonna be rich. -We're gonna be dead.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo

75 Mr. Bimbo! That was some amazing swordplay!

— Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)

76 Now, isn't that a story worth the hearing? -It was the first dozen times we heard it.

— Billy Bones (Billy Connolly)

77 Oh, I may be visually challenged, but I can see you're lying.

78 Oh, no. I got the madness! I got cabin fever! -I've got it too! -Cabin fever!

79 Oh, well. I guess the human beings wanna hang out together, don't wanna spend time with a rat and a... -Uh, uh, whatever. -Yeah. -Huh.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

80 Oh, you are a good man. You are a kind man. A handsome man. -Precious. -Oh, he's... You're precious and... -Beautiful. -And he's beautiful. Oh.

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