Muppet Treasure Island Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to the funniest quotes from Muppet Treasure Island (1996), freely downloadable in MP3 / WAV format.

Actors: Kevin Bishop (Jim Hawkins), Tim Curry (Long John Silver), Billy Connolly (Billy Bones)

4 more actors

, Dave Goelz (Gonzo), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear/ Sam Eagle), Jennifer Saunders (Mrs. Sarah Bluveridge)

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81 Silence, smelly sailor mans!

82 Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated. I say we're victims of bad press, it's all exaggerated.

— Long John Silver (Tim Curry)

83 Stars? -North, Jim. Find me north out there among them stars. -Well, that's easy. -Ah, yeah, but what if you don't have a compass?

— Long John Silver (Tim Curry)

84 Take a cruise, you said. Huh? See the world, you said. Now here we are stuck on the front of this stupid ship. -Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.

— Statler And Waldorf

85 The black spot! Aaah!

— Billy Bones (Billy Connolly)

86 The plan is simple. Once the pirates are ashore, we set sail and return in a year or so. By then, all the fight should be out of 'em.

— Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire)

87 Uh... Uh... Uh... I'm a frog. You know, slippery hands.

— Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire)

88 You and Captain Flint? -Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady. You know the story.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

89 You can't hurt my frog!

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

90 You wanna knock it off with the booze? It's peelin' paint off of the shuffleboard court. -Yeah!

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