I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the Schwinn.
4 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Movie (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:11:23.041 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Hey, you on the bike! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
- Hmm. That's pretty dangerous, building a road in the middle of the street.
- I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the Schwinn.
- Hmm. Foreign food. Doesn't smell promising, but a frog's gotta eat.
- That's the toughest, meanest, filthiest, pesthole on the face of the Earth.
- Well, why not complain to the owner?
- Watch out. Hot plates comin' through. Look out.
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