I'm a professional. I've had three performances.

3 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Movie (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:38.444 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- This guy's lost.

- Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.

- Grief, it's a running gag.

- There was this sailor who was so fat...

- How fat was he?

- Uh... He was so fat that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all.

- No problem.

- Oh, wait, please. Oh, please. Please wait. I'm trying so hard. Please don't do that.

- I'm a professional. I've had three performances.

- Do you know any dance routines?

- What? Not really. Do you?

- Play something snappy.

- You got it.

- Now dance.

- What?

- Dance.

- Yes, sir.

- Ah! Wacka, wacka. Aha, wacka, wacka. Ah!

[...]

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