Fozzie, you can't tell 'em the whole story. You'll bore the audience.
3 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Movie (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:28:30.184 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh, yeah. The road manager. We couldn't go anywhere without him.
- He's the man with the contacts?
- No, he's the man with the van.
- Yeah, we're takin' this old church and turnin' it into a coffeehouse.
- Yeah, with real good music and organic refreshments.
- It'll be so fine and laid-back and mellow and profitable.
- Yeah, but what brings you dudes here?
- Listen, see, Kermit here, he was living in the swamp and then a fisherman came along.
- Fozzie, you can't tell 'em the whole story. You'll bore the audience.
- But, Kermit, the band here wants to know.
- Well, let 'em read the screenplay.
- Uh... You see, it starts here on page one.
[...]