- Well, if this were the movies...
- Which it is...
- We'd think of a clever plot device.
- Like disguising their car so they won't be recognized.

9 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Movie (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:29:53.483 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportions.

- Yeah. Cosmic, man.

- We gotta keep his little froggy self away from this Hopper dude.

- Too true, too true. It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon.

- But it seems to me that the frog and the bear are temporarily out of service.

- Oh, wow, like, what can we do to help them?

- Well, if this were the movies...

- Which it is...

- We'd think of a clever plot device.

- Like disguising their car so they won't be recognized.

- Right. Two, three, four.

- Oh, yeah! Whoo! All right.

- Everybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend.

- Crazy as a rocket, nothin' in my pocket I'll keep it at the rainbow's end.

[...]