If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
2 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Movie (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:43:30.951 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh, oh.
- Listen, congratulations on winning the beauty contest.
- Thank you. Of course, normally, I don't do anything so trivial. I am an actress-model.
- Oh, is that right? Well... I... I'm gonna be a performer, too.
- Oh.
- Hey, Kermit. Who's the cute-lookin' pig?
- If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
- Hey, I thought we were gonna go get some ice cream.
- Oh, well, in a minute. I'll join you.
- Well... What are you doing in town, short, green and handsome?
- Really?
- Yeah.
- But... You know, I really should join my friends for ice cream.
- Oh.
- You... You wanna come along?
[...]