I got worms.

2 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:05:19.760 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Name's Christmas, Lloyd Christmas.

- I'm Mary Swanson.

- This isn't my real job, you know.

- No?

- Nope!

- My friend Harry and I are saving up our money to open our own pet store.

- That's nice.

- I got worms.

- I beg your pardon?

- That's what we're going to call it... I Got Worms. We're going to specialize in selling worm farms, you know, like ant farms.

- What's the matter? A little tense about the flight?

- Something like that.

- There's really nothing to worry about, Mary.

- Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know, like in a head-on crash or flying off a cliff, or getting trapped under a gas truck... That's the worst. I have this cousin... well, I had this cousin.

[...]

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The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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