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- This isn't my real job, you know.
- No?
- Nope!

4 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:05:09.996 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I'll be out in one minute.

- Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?

- How'd you guess?

- I saw your luggage. Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put two and two together.

- So where're you headed?

- Aspen.

- Mmm... California. Beautiful.

- Name's Christmas, Lloyd Christmas.

- I'm Mary Swanson.

- This isn't my real job, you know.

- No?

- Nope!

- My friend Harry and I are saving up our money to open our own pet store.

- That's nice.

- I got worms.

- I beg your pardon?

- That's what we're going to call it... I Got Worms. We're going to specialize in selling worm farms, you know, like ant farms.

[...]

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Dumb and Dumber Sound Clip

Dumb and Dumber poster

The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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