It's a shaggin' wagon.
2 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:12:06.885 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
- Man! You are one pathetic loser. No offense.
- You know what really chaffs my ass, though? I spent my life's savings turning my van into a dog.
- The alarm alone cost me 200.
- The most beautiful woman alive, I drove her to the airport. Sparks flew, emotions ran high.
- She actually talked to me, man.
- Get outta here. Oh, yeah yeah.
- Tractor beam... Sucked me right in.
- Anyway, she left this in the terminal and flew to Aspen and out of my life.
[...]