You know what really chaffs my ass, though? I spent my life's savings turning my van into a dog.
7 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:11:54.806 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- So you got fired again, huh?
- They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?
- Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
- Man! You are one pathetic loser. No offense.
- You know what really chaffs my ass, though? I spent my life's savings turning my van into a dog.
- The alarm alone cost me 200.
- The most beautiful woman alive, I drove her to the airport. Sparks flew, emotions ran high.
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