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You know what really chaffs my ass, though? I spent my life's savings turning my van into a dog.

7 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:11:54.806 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- The ulcer?

- I'll live.

- So you got fired again, huh?

- Oh, yeah.

- They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?

- Yeah, well, I lost my job too.

- Man! You are one pathetic loser. No offense.

- No. None taken.

- You know what really chaffs my ass, though? I spent my life's savings turning my van into a dog.

- Hi, Petey!

- The alarm alone cost me 200.

- Hey! Chicks love it.

- It's a shaggin' wagon.

- What's with the briefcase?

- It's a love memento.

- The most beautiful woman alive, I drove her to the airport. Sparks flew, emotions ran high.

[...]

Dumb and Dumber Sound Clip

Dumb and Dumber poster

The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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