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Before we begin the questions, my client would like to read from the prepared statement.

6 seconds sound clip from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:44:41 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- But don't you see? That's the trouble. Crime will always be here unless something is done about it.

- But Tommy didn't go out on vacation. He became the most tireless crime fighter this city has ever known.

- He fought crime in the newspapers. He attacked it on the radio. He arrested every criminal in town.

- And then, he turned his sights on my old enemy, Moronie.

- Roman Troy Moronie is the man responsible for the Mother's Day Massacre, the Christmas Day Slaughter, the Lincoln's Birthday Mutilation, and the Groundhog's Day Beheadings.

- Before we begin the questions, my client would like to read from the prepared statement.

- Go ahead.

- I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel.

- You lousy corksuckers, you have violated my fargin rights.

- This sum in a batching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes like yourselves.

- Thank you very much.

[...]

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Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan), Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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