I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.

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11 seconds sound clip from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:48:40 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Why, Johnny? Tell us.

- Because we're diversified. Diversification. Yes, sir, we're constantly exploring new and exciting areas of crime.

- And I tell you something... We better, because there's a couple of Japanese gangs out there that are gonna do it faster and cheaper.

- Believe me, fellas. Believe me. There's so much out there... I'm sure you could find something you like.

- I like what I'm doing right now.

- I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.

- Sick? Don't ask.

- You missed, fuckface.

- All right, Vermin.

- You're not getting that back til I tell you've matured.

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Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan), Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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