I've tried going to bad girls, but for a clean-cut kid like me, it's just no dice.
6 seconds sound clip from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:28:15 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Tommy, I want you to pay attention.
- I don't understand. You're tops in your class. You made the law review.
- Why do you have to get married now?
- Because if I don't get laid, I'll die.
- Laid! Is that what this whole thing is about, getting laid? Hey, I thought it was something serious.
- I've tried going to bad girls, but for a clean-cut kid like me, it's just no dice.
- Oh, God! How do you get laid in 1930?
- You think this is fun, Tom? You think this is a picnic, Tommy?
- You got a lot to learn, kid.
- It's a bad habit. It's like drinking coffee. Believe me, if I could quit this thing, I would.
- Come on in here, Tom. I wanna talk to you about something.
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Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan), Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)
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