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If a train left New York at 300 miles per hour and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour and traveled a distance of 683 miles, tell me, sir, what time would that train reach Chicago?

15 seconds sound clip from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:45:43 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- They don't mean a thing.

- Recognize this?

- No.

- Can you explain how your fingerprints got on this gun which was used to kill everyone in the building at 110 East 40th Street?

- Where'd you get that?

- If a train left New York at 300 miles per hour and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour and traveled a distance of 683 miles, tell me, sir, what time would that train reach Chicago?

- That's a fargin trick question!

- What time?

- This weed of crime that threatens to grow unchecked and choke off this beautiful flower, which is our free democratic society.

- I never thought this radio stunt would catch on so big.

- He's impossible to control. The public sees him as a knight in shining armor.

[...]

Johnny Dangerously Sound Clip

Johnny Dangerously Poster

Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan), Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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