Johnny Dangerously Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan)

3 more actors

, Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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11 Dames are put on this Earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

12 Bless the saints, it's an ashtray. I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it.

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton)

13 Oh, shut up. Stop acting like a fag choir boy.

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton)

14 Do I have to break the law? If I broke the law, it'd be like breaking my mother's heart.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

15 Hey, I told somebody I was a male nurse. I'm ashamed to admit that I'm a criminal.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

16 Hey, Ma, what's this in your ear? 100 dollars?

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

17 How'd you like to make some money? -One at a time or both of you together?

18 I don't care about crime? I've devoted my entire life to crime since I was 12 years old.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

19 I'll think of something... something clever, something unexpected... something subtle.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

20 Johnny ain't guilty. And you sent him to the big house.

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton)

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