Johnny Dangerously Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan)

3 more actors

, Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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21 Lil? This ain't Chicago. We're in New York.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

22 Mmm... tasty. What is this we're drinking? -Read the label.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton), D.A. Burr (Danny DeVito)

23 Smell that food. I think it's rotten.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

24 The years didn't soften Moronie. He continued to murder the English language... and anyone who got in his way.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

25 You know something, Johnny, you don't care about crime.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

26 You shouldn't hang me on a hook. My father hung me on a hook once. Once.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

27 You shouldn't kick me in the balls. My sister kicked me in the balls once.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

28 You shouldn't shoot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

29 At parties, people ask me what I do. I'm embarrassed to tell 'em. I say I'm a barber.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

30 Now I'm really angry. This is fargin war.

— Roman Troy Moronie

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