You shouldn't shoot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once.
— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)
6 seconds sound clip from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:25:34 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Mr. Governor, I have a witness who will clear my brother.
- Officer, you can release this man. I'm granting him a full pardon.
- You shouldn't shoot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once.
- Funny, Ma, I'm not even very tired. It must have been that little nap after lunch.
- Oh, I'll have some stories to tell my grandchildren... if I have any.
- Lil, what do you say we start a little gang of our own? That be okay with you?
[...]
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Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan), Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)
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