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The Goon Show Quotes with Sound Clips

The Goon Show RadioQuotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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1 Ooh, what you doing under that taxi? -It ran over me. -You must be rich... I can only afford to be run over by buses.

— Bloodnok / Bluebottle / Grytpype-Thynne (Peter Sellers), Eccles / Minnie Bannister (Spike Milligan)

2 Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information? -No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!

— Bloodnok / Bluebottle / Grytpype-Thynne (Peter Sellers), Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

3 You mean you doubted our obvious insincerity?

— Bloodnok / Bluebottle / Grytpype-Thynne (Peter Sellers)

4 Ha ha ha, yes you see, we have a plan of a plin of a plon of a ploof.

— Spike Milligan

5 I'm here as an adviser to the British Army! -Splendid, what are you going to advise them? -Not to take me.

— Eccles / Minnie Bannister (Spike Milligan), Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

6 Back to your grave. You know you're not allowed out after your death.

— Bloodnok / Bluebottle / Grytpype-Thynne (Peter Sellers)

7 Come on, it's a beautiful day. Look, the sun is shining through the hole in your underwear.

— Spike Milligan

8 How much money do we have left? -Ten pounds. -That means we can afford to stay on at this hotel for another six moments.

— Bloodnok / Bluebottle / Grytpype-Thynne (Peter Sellers)

9 Never was victory more certain, little lad. -Oh... Then why have you got that taxi waiting for you at the end of the trench?

— Bloodnok / Bluebottle / Grytpype-Thynne (Peter Sellers), Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

10 'Ere, Why aint you got no clothes on? -Well, I've just been making a phone call.

— Bloodnok / Bluebottle / Grytpype-Thynne (Peter Sellers), Eccles / Minnie Bannister (Spike Milligan)

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