I didn't promise anybody anything.
2 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Movie (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:12:42.911 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- We can hold on to love like invisible strings.
- There's not a word yet for old friends who've just met.
- Part heaven, part space, or have I found my place?
- You can just visit, but I plan to stay. I'm going to go back there someday.
- I'm going to go back there someday. (2)
- I didn't promise anybody anything.
- So, why did you leave the swamp in the first place?
- 'Cause some agent fella said I had talent. He probably says that to everybody.
- On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow.
- Yeah, but then it would just be me feeling miserable.
- Now I got a lady pig and a bear, and a chicken, a dog, a thing, whatever Gonzo is.
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