- On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow.
- Yeah, but then it would just be me feeling miserable.

9 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Movie (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:13:01.903 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You can just visit, but I plan to stay. I'm going to go back there someday.

- I'm going to go back there someday. (2)

- I didn't promise anybody anything.

- What do I know about Hollywood anyway? Just the dreams I got from sitting through too many double features.

- So, why did you leave the swamp in the first place?

- 'Cause some agent fella said I had talent. He probably says that to everybody.

- On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow.

- Yeah, but then it would just be me feeling miserable.

- Now I got a lady pig and a bear, and a chicken, a dog, a thing, whatever Gonzo is.

- He's a little like a turkey.

- Yeah. A little like a turkey, but not much.

- No, I guess not.

- Anyhow, I brought 'em all out here into the middle of nowhere. It's all my fault.

- Still, whether you promised them something or not, you gotta remember they wanted to come.

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