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No! Wait! Wait. No no, do me first. I stole your girl, Lloyd. I deserve it.

6 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:42:20.279 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I mean, if one beautiful girl can rip us apart like this, then maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn. Maybe we should call it quits right now.

- You just tell me where to sign, bud.

- Right on my ass after you kiss it!

- Kiss it? You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips, right here! Put it right...

- Shut up! (2)

- Now, which one of you losers wants to get it first?

- Over here... I was the one that got you into this whole mess. Come on and shoot me.

- No! Wait! Wait. No no, do me first. I stole your girl, Lloyd. I deserve it.

- No, you don't.

- Yes, I do.

- No, you don't...

- Yes, I do!

- Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg.

- Okay, kill him!

(GUNSHOTS)

- Oh! Oh, no! You killed my best friend, you bastard!

[...]

Dumb and Dumber Sound Clip

Dumb and Dumber poster

The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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