- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't...
- Yes, I do!
4 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:42:25.484 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You just tell me where to sign, bud.
- Right on my ass after you kiss it!
- Kiss it? You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips, right here! Put it right...
- Now, which one of you losers wants to get it first?
- Over here... I was the one that got you into this whole mess. Come on and shoot me.
- No! Wait! Wait. No no, do me first. I stole your girl, Lloyd. I deserve it.
- Oh! Oh, no! You killed my best friend, you bastard!
- If it's any consolation, you're about to be reunited.
[...]
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Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)
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