- You just tell me where to sign, bud.
- Right on my ass after you kiss it!
- Kiss it? You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips, right here! Put it right...
11 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:41:55.076 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Okay, what time does it... what time does that leave? Thank you...
- Wait a second. Can I have a vegetarian meal?
- I guess we both learned a little something about each other today, didn't we?
- Yeah, you said it, pal. Maybe we're not as good of friends as we thought we were.
- You just tell me where to sign, bud.
- Right on my ass after you kiss it!
- Kiss it? You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips, right here! Put it right...
- Now, which one of you losers wants to get it first?
- Over here... I was the one that got you into this whole mess. Come on and shoot me.
- No! Wait! Wait. No no, do me first. I stole your girl, Lloyd. I deserve it.
[...]
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Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)
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