Johnny Dangerously Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan)

3 more actors, Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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1 It's a bad habit. It's like drinking coffee. Believe me, if I could quit this thing, I would.

Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

2 Whoa, wait a minute, kid. You can't fight me. I'm too good.

Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

3 I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.

Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

4 People like me, we're like shooting stars. We cross the sky, burning hot for one moment in time, and then we... plunge to earth, disappear.

Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

5 There you go. While you're at it, buy yourself a second home.

Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

6 What are you cooking, Ma? -Beer. -With noodles? What a great idea.

Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton), Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

7 Sure, we had dreams. But when you're in crime, kid, dreams don't always come true.

Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

8 They made it for him special. It's an. 88 magnum. -It shoots through schools.

Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

9 This goes through armor. Then it goes through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside...

Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

10 Vermin, maybe you got too much sugar in your diet.

Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

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