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Here, at the Atlanta Genital institute, teams of doctors are at work around the clock to cure this dreaded affliction.

11 seconds sound clip from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:29:31 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I wanna show you something, Tom, something I think just might open your eyes.

- Your testicles and you.

- Take a good look. These are the unlucky ones.

- These unfortunate souls are suffering from ESS... Enlarged Scrotum Syndrome.

- For these poor devils, it's too late. But there is hope.

- Here, at the Atlanta Genital institute, teams of doctors are at work around the clock to cure this dreaded affliction.

- Hi, I'm Dr. Zillman, and I'd like to talk to you about your testes.

- The human testicle is like a balloon. Sometimes, it is empty. And sometimes... it is full. And sometimes... it can explode.

- Maybe this will help you understand.

- Just remember that your testicles, when treated with love and care, will give you years of maintenance-free service.

- But if abused... well, the inevitable conclusion.

[...]

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Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan), Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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