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Just remember that your testicles, when treated with love and care, will give you years of maintenance-free service.

11 seconds sound clip from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:30:05 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- For these poor devils, it's too late. But there is hope.

- Here, at the Atlanta Genital institute, teams of doctors are at work around the clock to cure this dreaded affliction.

- Hi, I'm Dr. Zillman, and I'd like to talk to you about your testes.

- The human testicle is like a balloon. Sometimes, it is empty. And sometimes... it is full. And sometimes... it can explode.

- Maybe this will help you understand.

- Just remember that your testicles, when treated with love and care, will give you years of maintenance-free service.

- But if abused... well, the inevitable conclusion.

- So next time, do the smart thing. Don't let anything come between your testicles and you. Thank you.

- Where are you going?

- Back to law school.

- Let's hear it for the band.

[...]

Johnny Dangerously Sound Clip

Johnny Dangerously Poster

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Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan), Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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