His name is Zaphod Beeblebrox and we shall learn more of his wisdom later.

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6 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 1 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:10:37.672 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

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- Here's what the Encyclopaedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless, volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars, and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.

- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

- The effect of which is like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

- The Guide quite also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organisations exist to help you rehabilitate.

- The man who invented this mind-pummelling drink also invented the wisest remark ever made, which was this: Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a 30 ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.

- His name is Zaphod Beeblebrox and we shall learn more of his wisdom later.

- Six pints of bitter, and quickly, please. The world's about to end.

- Yes, sir. Nice weather for it.

- Going to the match this afternoon, sir?

- No, no point.

- Foregone conclusion, then, eh? Arsenal without a chance?

- No, it's just the world's about to end.

- Oh, yes, sir, so you said. Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did!

- No, not really.

- There you are, sir, six pints.

- Keep the change.

- What, from a fiver, sir? Thank you, sir!

- You've got 10 minutes left to spend it.

- Will you please tell me what the hell's going on? I think I'm beginning to lose my grip on the day.

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Top rated lines from this movie

And lots of the people were mean and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Drink up. The world's about to end.

Ancient computers, ranged in the long caves, deep in the bowels of the planet, tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks.

What we demand is solid facts. -No, we don't. That is precisely what we don't demand. -We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts.

By law, the quest for ultimate truth is the inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers. And if the machine actually goes and finds it, we're straight out of a job, aren't we?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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