I must tell you that your planet and people have formed the matrix of an organic computer running a ten-million year research program into the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and everything.

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14 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 4 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:04:02.584 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- Ah! No, look, you've got it wrong! It was us. We were experimenting on them. Making them run down mazes, ring little bells, eat little bits of cheese. And by analyzing their behaviour, we were able to learn all sorts of things about ourselves.

- Such subtlety.

- Well, how better to disguise their true natures? How better to guide your way of thinking than to be right down there, amongst you, suddenly running down the maze the wrong way, eating the wrong bit of cheese, unexpectedly dropping dead of myxomatosis.

- If it is finely calculated, the cumulative effect is enormous.

- Do not be alarmed. Just sit. Turn... back, back.

- I must tell you that your planet and people have formed the matrix of an organic computer running a ten-million year research program into the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and everything.

- See, they really are particularly clever, hyper intelligent pan-dimensional beings.

- Attention, please! Slartibartfast. Would Slartibartfast and the visiting Earth creature, please report to the Works Reception area immediately.

- Repeat, immediately!

- However, in the field of management relations, they're absolutely shocking.

- Yes! Well, you see, every time they give me an order, I want to jump on a table and scream.

- Yes. Well, I could see that would be a problem.

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Ten million years of planning and work gone, just like that. Well, that's bureaucracy for you.

The history of every major galactic civilization passes through three distinct and recognizable phases: survival, inquiry and sophistication.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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