If you're very lucky, I might read you some of my poetry first.
4 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 1 sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:27:02.688 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
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- Message repeat. This is your captain speaking. So stop whatever you're doing and pay attention.
- First of all, I see from our instruments that we have a couple of hitchhikers on board our ship.
- Hello, wherever you are. I just want to make it totally clear that you are not at all welcome.
- I've sent out a search party and as soon as they find you, I shall turn you off the ship.
- If you're very lucky, I might read you some of my poetry first.
- Now, secondly, we are about to jump into hyperspace for the journey to Barnard's Star.
- On arrival, we will stay in dock for 72 hours.
- All planet leave is cancelled.
- I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time.
- Poetry?
[...]
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