It startled him even more when, just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness, he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists, who realised that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smart-arse.

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17 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 2 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:19:47.570 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- And in the end, they grumpily announced that such a machine was virtually impossible.

- Then, one evening, a student who had been left to sweep up the lab after a particularly unsuccessful party, found himself reasoning this way.

- If such a machine is a virtual impossibility, then it must logically be a finite improbability.

- So all I have to do, in order to make one is to work out exactly how improbable it is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea, and turn it on.

- The moment he did this, he was rather startled to discover that he had managed to create the long sought-after infinite improbability generator out of thin air.

- It startled him even more when, just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness, he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists, who realised that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smart-arse.

- Five to one against, and falling. Four to one against, and falling. Three to one... Two... One...

- Probability factor of one to one. We have normality. I repeat, we have normality.

- Anything you still can't cope with is, therefore, your own problem.

- Who are they, Trillian?

- Just a couple of guys we picked up in open space. Sector ZZ9 Plural 2 Alpha.

- Yeah, well, that's a very sweet thought, Trillian, but do you really think it's wise, right now?

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Ancient computers, ranged in the long caves, deep in the bowels of the planet, tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks.

What we demand is solid facts. -No, we don't. That is precisely what we don't demand. -We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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