The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 42

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors

, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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411 And they spent a lot of their time in behavioural research laboratories conducting frighteningly elegant and subtle experiments on man.

412 And this computer, which was called the Earth, was so large that it was frequently mistaken for a planet, particularly by the strange, ape-like beings who roamed its surface, totally unaware that they were simply part of a gigantic computer program.

413 And this is very odd, because without that fairly simple and obvious piece of knowledge, nothing that ever happened on Earth could possibly make the slightest bit of sense.

414 And this one's an advertising account executive.

415 And thus was the Empire forged.

416 And to this end, they built themselves a stupendous supercomputer called Deep Thought, that was so amazingly intelligent that even before its data banks had been connected up, it had started from first principles with: I think therefore I am.

417 And we interrogated a gazelle.

418 And we want this machine off, and we want it off now! -We demand that you get rid of it!

419 And what a noisy place Kakrafoon has suddenly become.

420 And what do you do now? You buy star systems! Here is a guy who buys star systems!

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