The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability, by hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Submeson Brain into an atomic vector plotter suspended in a Brownian motion producer, say, a hot cup of tea, had long been understood.

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17 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 2 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:17:48.685 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

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- And we will be restoring normality as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway. Thank you.

- Arthur, this is fantastic! We're being picked up by a ship with a new Infinite Improbability Drive. I mean, this is... This is incredible, Arthur. Arthur?

- What's happening?

- There's an infinite number of monkeys out here, who want to talk to us about the script for Hamlet they worked out.

- The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace.

- The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability, by hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Submeson Brain into an atomic vector plotter suspended in a Brownian motion producer, say, a hot cup of tea, had long been understood.

- And such generators were often used to break the ice at parties, by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments simultaneously leap one foot to the left, in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy.

- Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties.

- Another thing they couldn't stand was the perpetual failure they encountered in trying to construct a machine which could generate the infinite improbability field needed to flip a spaceship between the furthest stars...

- And in the end, they grumpily announced that such a machine was virtually impossible.

- Then, one evening, a student who had been left to sweep up the lab after a particularly unsuccessful party, found himself reasoning this way.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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