Which is why it was decided to cut through the whole tangled problem by breeding an animal that actually wanted to be eaten, and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am. Baa!
14 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 5 sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:16:12.160 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
[...]
- Hey, what's the problem, Earthman?
- I don't want to eat an animal that's lying there inviting me to. I think it's heartless!
- It's better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten.
- That's not the point. Well, maybe it is the point. I don't care. I don't want to talk about it.
- Is there any reason why I shouldn't have a green salad?
- I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point, sir.
- Hey, listen, we wanna eat, we don't want to make a meal of the issues.
- We'll have four rare steaks, and hurry, please.
- Very wise choice, sir. Very good.
- I'll just nip off and shoot myself.
- Oh, God!
- Don't worry, sir. I'll be very humane.
- What's eating you, Earthman?
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