The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

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, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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31 For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much: The wheel, New York, wars and on. Whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

32 Hello, wherever you are. I just want to make it totally clear that you are not at all welcome.

— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Martin Benson)

33 Hey! Did you think of that, Earthman? -Well, all I did... -That's a pretty hoopy piece of thinking, you know that?

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

34 I don't want to eat an animal that's lying there inviting me to. I think it's heartless! -It's better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten.

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

35 I heard of one planet up in the seventh dimension, got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole, killed ten billion people. -Madness, total madness! -Only scored 30 points, too.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

36 I mean, you may think it's a long way down the street to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space. Listen... And so on.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

37 I thought I just saw a movement down at the end of the corridor. -No. It's just shadows.

— Trillian Astra (Sandra Dickinson), Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

38 I've brought some peanuts. -Huh? -We've just been through a matter transference beam. You've probably lost some salt and protein.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

39 If it's in my brain and I don't know how to reach it, suppose we introduce some random element which could be shaped by the brain-wave pattern? -Such as? -Pulling out letters from the Scrabble bag.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

40 If you're very lucky, I might read you some of my poetry first.

— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Martin Benson)

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