So I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself. The twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

15 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:10:51.296 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Caddyshack. Yeah. What do you got? All right. I'll be right up.

- Noonan.

- Yeah, Lou?

- Take over for me. I'll be right back.

- Joe, people.

- So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet and I get on as a looper at a course over there in the Himalayas.

- A looper? A looper. You know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.

- So I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself. The twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

- So I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter, the Lama. Long. Into a 10000 foot crevice right at the base of this glacier.

- Do you know what the Lama says?

- No.

- Ganga galanga... Ganga, ganga la ganga.

- So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me.

- And I say, Hey, Lama! Hey! How about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?

[...]

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