Why don't you improve your lie a little, sir?

2 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:21:50.971 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You want your driver? No, he's not my type. Hey, that's a joke. I'm kidding. Yeah, give me the driver, will you?

- All right, place your bets, place your bets. Here we are.

- Don't count that. I was interfered with.

- Yes, sir.

- By the way, what did Mr. Webb shoot this morning? Well, he doesn't keep score, sir.

- Yes, I know, but just guess. 80, 75?

- More like 68, I think.

- I don't believe it. Really?

- Oh, yes.

- Why don't you improve your lie a little, sir?

- Yes, Yes. Winter rules.

- Oh, yes.

- Double farts!

- Fore! That's a fine shot.

- Ah! Oh!

- I should have yelled two.

- Why don't we walk this off, sir?

- Ooh!

[...]

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