- Say, I'm having a little party at the Yacht Club this Sunday. I'm christening my new sloop. What are you doing this Sunday?
- I have no plans.
- Great! How'd you like to mow my lawn, eh?

— Judge Elihu Smails (Ted Knight)

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11 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:41:40.217 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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