- You know something else?
- What?
- I'm a very qualified acupuncturist.

5 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:52:21.664 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- Ow!

- It's all right.

- That hurts!

- Don't. You're blocking. You're blocking, you're blocking. Just hold on to your chakras.

- Just get a little more oil on us. There you go. Uh-oh. Now I've done it. Let me get that away from you.

- Oh, sorry. It's like reaching under the rug in there.

- You're crazy!

- That's what they said that about Son of Sam.

- You know something else?

- What?

- I'm a very qualified acupuncturist.

- Don't even think about it.

- I'm just gonna eat these.

- But I want you to know about it. It's like acupressure, but it's acupuncture. The slightest prick and you wouldn't even know it...

- I'll kill you!

- No, no. I did not do that.

- See? You feel looser?

- Listen...

- I feel like a hundred dollars.

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