- And if we're unlucky?
- The Vogon captain might want to read us some of his poetry first.

— Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

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6 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 1 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:31:57.900 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, come. I think that's pretty good coverage, for a disintegrated pile of rubble!

- I see, and that's supposed to make me feel better, is it?

- Come on, let's get down to the teleport.

- What the hell's that? (2)

- If we're lucky, it's a Vogon guard come to throw us into space.

- And if we're unlucky?

- The Vogon captain might want to read us some of his poetry first.

- Far out, in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy, lies a small, unregarded yellow sun.

- Orbiting this, at a distance of roughly 92 million miles, is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet, whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

- This planet has, or had, a problem, which was this. Most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time.

- Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper.

[...]

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