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Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge.

7 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 2 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:26:05.823 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Ugh. Sounds ghastly.

- It is.

- What?

- It all is. Absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it.

- Look at this door. All the doors in this spacecraft have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again, with the knowledge of a job well done.

- Glad to be of service.

- Hateful, isn't it?

- Come on-I've been ordered to take you up to the bridge.

- Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge.

- Call that job satisfaction. Cause I don't.

- Hey, uh, excuse me. Which government owns this ship?

- You watch this door. It's about to open again. I can tell by the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates.

- Please enjoy your trip through this door.

- Come on.

- Thank you!

[...]

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) poster

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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