Look at this door. All the doors in this spacecraft have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again, with the knowledge of a job well done.
15 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 2 sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:25:40.214 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
[...]
- This is my idea of a spaceship. All gleaming metal, flashing lights... Everything.
- Oh. I wonder what'll happen if I press this button?
- Don't!
- Oh...
- What happened? A sign lit up, saying, 'Please do not press this button again.'
- It says... 'Genuine People Personalities.'
- It is.
- What?
- It all is. Absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it.
- Come on-I've been ordered to take you up to the bridge.
- Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge.
- Call that job satisfaction. Cause I don't.
[...]