Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge.

7 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 2 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:26:05.823 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Ugh. Sounds ghastly.

- It is.

- What?

- It all is. Absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it.

- Look at this door. All the doors in this spacecraft have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again, with the knowledge of a job well done.

- Glad to be of service.

- Hateful, isn't it?

- Come on-I've been ordered to take you up to the bridge.

- Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge.

- Call that job satisfaction. Cause I don't.

- Hey, uh, excuse me. Which government owns this ship?

- You watch this door. It's about to open again. I can tell by the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates.

- Please enjoy your trip through this door.

- Come on.

[...]

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