Listen. It's a tough universe. There's all sorts of people and things trying to do you, kill you, rip you off, everything. If you're going to survive out there, you've really gotta know where your towel is.

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14 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 1 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:25:31.640 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

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- How did you get here in the first place?

- Easy. Got a lift with a teaser.

- Yeah. Teasers are rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around the galaxy looking for planets that no-one's made interstellar contact yet with, and buzz them.

- Yeah. They find some isolated spot, land right by some unsuspecting soul that no-one's ever gonna believe, and strut up and down in front of them making 'beep, beep' noises. Rather childish, really.

- Ah! A towel. Keep this and guard it with your life.

- Listen. It's a tough universe. There's all sorts of people and things trying to do you, kill you, rip you off, everything. If you're going to survive out there, you've really gotta know where your towel is.

- Fish. Over here, I think.

(SPACESHIP MACHINE BEEPING)

- Very, very useful.

- What do you suspect me to do with that?

- Stick it in your ear.

- Well, it's only a little one.

- Listen. It's important.

- It's the Vogon captain.

[...]

Top rated lines from this movie

And lots of the people were mean and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Drink up. The world's about to end.

Ancient computers, ranged in the long caves, deep in the bowels of the planet, tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks.

What we demand is solid facts. -No, we don't. That is precisely what we don't demand. -We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts.

By law, the quest for ultimate truth is the inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers. And if the machine actually goes and finds it, we're straight out of a job, aren't we?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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