Listen, you semi-evolved simian, will you crowbar this into your cranium?

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5 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 3 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:07:58.881 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

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- It's just a recording. We keep going. Got that, computer?

- It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm, for our planet continues unabated.

- And so we'd like to assure you that the guided missiles, currently converging with your ship, are part of the special service we extend to all of our most enthusiastic clients. And the fully-armed nuclear warheads are merely a courtesy detail.

- We look forward to your custom in future lives. Thank you.

- Well, if that's their sales pitch, what's it like in the complaints department?

- Listen, you semi-evolved simian, will you crowbar this into your cranium?

- We just triggered off an ancient recording device. It's nothing! It doesn't apply to us.

- What about the missiles?

- Missiles? You wanna make me laugh? Show me some missiles.

- I think they're going to have a very good try at applying to us.

- Hey, this is terrific! They're trying to kill us! Do you know what that means?

- Yes, we're going to die.

- Yeah! Uh, no, no. Maybe.

- Look. It means there's something down there they don't want us to have. And if they don't want us to have it that badly, then I wanna have it even worse!

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Top rated lines from this movie

And lots of the people were mean and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Drink up. The world's about to end.

Ancient computers, ranged in the long caves, deep in the bowels of the planet, tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks.

What we demand is solid facts. -No, we don't. That is precisely what we don't demand. -We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts.

By law, the quest for ultimate truth is the inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers. And if the machine actually goes and finds it, we're straight out of a job, aren't we?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android), Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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