The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 10

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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91 The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

92 The deadly missile attack shortly to be launched by an ancient automatic defense system will merely result in the breakage of 3 coffee cups, a mouse cage, the bruising of someone's upper arm...

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

93 The Guide quite also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organisations exist to help you rehabilitate.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

94 The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, but in fact the message was: 'So long, and thanks for all the fish.'

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

95 The mice seem to think that the question might be buried somewhere in your brain. -Is that what they think? -Yes. And they want to buy it off you. -What, the question? -Yeah. -No, no, your brain!

— Trillian Astra (Sandra Dickinson), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

96 The other two thirds stayed at home and lived full rich and happy lives until they were all suddenly wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

97 Uh-uh, address the chair. -There isn't a chair, there's only a rock. -Well, call it a chair. -Why not call it a rock?

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

98 Well, I hope you all have a really miserable time. -Don't worry, they will. -Come on.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

99 Well, what did he say? -Well, not a lot. He's spending a year dead for tax reasons. -Oh, yeah? Neat!

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

100 What do you mean, you've never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven's sake, mankind. It's only four light years away, you know.

— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Martin Benson)

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