The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 9

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors

, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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81 Now, to business! -Oh, yeah, to business! -To business! -I beg your pardon? -I'm sorry, I thought you were proposing a toast.

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

82 Oh, I don't know really. I just sort of do it. You see, my aunt said that spaceship guard was a good career for a young Vogon, you know. The uniform, the low-slung stun-ray holster, the mindless tedium...

83 Oh, that's better. Have you managed to make sense of the controls? -No. We just stopped fiddling with them.

— Trillian Astra (Sandra Dickinson), Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

84 Only after Deep Thought has been programmed with all the knowledge in the Universe, do two men, selected of all their race, approach it.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

85 Orbiting this, at a distance of roughly 92 million miles, is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet, whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

86 Right. Computer, what evasive action can we take? -Er, none, I'm afraid, guys.

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Eddie The Computer (David Tate)

87 Surprise is no longer adequate and he is forced to resort to astonishment.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

88 That's incredible! -No, just very, very improbable.

— Trillian Astra (Sandra Dickinson), Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

89 The answer to the Great Question... -Yes? -Of Life, the Universe and Everything... -Yes? -Is... -Yes? -Is... -Yes? -Forty-two!

— Deep Thought (Valentine Dyall)

90 The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

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