The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes with Sound Clips - page 8

The funniest lines and quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), David Dixon (Ford Prefect), David Learner (Marvin the Paranoid Android)

7 more actors

, Peter Jones (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book), Sandra Dickinson (Trillian Astra), Mark Wing-Davey (Zaphod Beeblebrox), David Tate (Eddie the Computer), Martin Benson (Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz), Richard Evelyn Vernon (Slartibartfast), Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)

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71 I've been doing fjords all my life. For a fleeting moment, they become fashionable, I get a major award.

— Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon)

72 It doesn't matter a pair of foetid dingo's kidneys what you do from now on. Burn down the forests, anything. It won't make a scrap of difference.

73 It's the people you meet in this job who really get you down. The best conversation I had was over 34 million years ago. -Oh, dear! -And that was with a coffee machine.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

74 It's the weird color scheme that freaks me. Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls that's labelled in black on a black background, a small black light lights up black to let you know you've done it.

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

75 Life. Don't talk to me about life. -No one even mentioned it to you.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

76 Listen, you semi-evolved simian, will you crowbar this into your cranium?

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

77 Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees, in the first place.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

78 Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff.

— Deep Thought (Valentine Dyall)

79 No, don't try to answer that. I'm 50000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

— Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner)

80 Now I think I really am going to be ill. -Go ahead. We could do with a little color about the place.

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones)

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